Eat Your Heart Out Darling

I'm a loser, from Canada. I have a weakness for butts, and sometimes I do art. I don't know what's up so let me know.

Impress me
"My third grade teacher called my mother and said, ‘Ms. Cox, your son is going to end up in New Orleans in a dress if we don’t get him into therapy.’ And wouldn’t you know, just last week I spoke at Tulane University, and I wore a LOVELY green and black dress."